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fust 04/18/16 (Mon) 15:28:40 No.2716 [Reply]

I'm in rehab

anyone else dealing with their problems or are you guys still just sittingon your ass regarding mental illnesses

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gipetto 04/19/16 (Tue) 08:41:36 No.2732

>>2727
it feels like one is losing ones intelligence the same way sufferers lose dandruff and it feels like the border between all minds break down both animal and man so that one loses the sense of difference between oneself and the herd. One could lose a memory to the herd and gain knowledge back that is not wanted such as the barbaric brutality of the astral plains. Everything in modern society revolves around bettering oneself but in psychosis that is not easy as one is both sick and dying, rich and poor in the one instance.

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 12:51:17 No.2733

>>2732
wat

>>astral
you're not that guy are you?

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 20:11:17 No.2734

>>2732
Gipetto confirmed for losing his goddamn mind.

I want off this ride

gipetto 04/19/16 (Tue) 20:58:08 No.2735

>>2733
i'm not smiley or omran.
>>2734
stop worrying. never worry about what you cannot change as you only waste your life. I have always heard voices even since childhood so it is part of who I am.

Anonymous 04/20/16 (Wed) 11:40:29 No.2737

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>>2735
w-what are they saying?
>>mfw gipetto is a prophet

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Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 07:47:08 No.2680 [Reply]

hey everyone wats up gamboys?

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 08:58:27 No.2681

No thing much what up wit u gambabby??

Anonymous 04/20/16 (Wed) 03:37:48 No.2736

whaddup my fam, what it be?. yall chillins hows it b
me p gd tbqh

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 09:33:38 No.2691 [Reply]

what is everyone's favourite meme?

mine? heh, when I meme it's got to be bsrs

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 20:28:09 No.2709

>>2691
bsr was definitely the best meme of 2015
(i must admit since i stopped browsing active imageboards, my meme-fu has been in subpar; so basically whatever shit you guys post here - despite how stale or old it is - will be new for me)

gipetto 04/18/16 (Mon) 21:48:48 No.2725

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>>2691
i like baneposting so much that i have contributed art to the /bane/ animation of the plane scene.

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 23:00:08 No.2726

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when i was in year 5 of primary school we all had to write little bios in a book that was kept in the classroom.

for mine i wrote: "the classes certified forum jockey, interests: anime" no wonder im on the resurrected corpse of an already obscure offshoot of a web bulletin board

i was born to meme i guess

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 02:55:06 No.2730

>>2726
>>when I was in year 5
where you cute?

Anonymous 04/19/16 (Tue) 06:52:35 No.2731

>>2730
no I was a fat soy boy

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 13:23:27 No.2696 [Reply]

How to get friends again after many years of utter loneliness and deteriorated social skills?

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 13:26:00 No.2697

online dating

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 20:25:13 No.2708

>>2697
this
except the "dating" part
join an online circlejerk and work on keeping the spaghetti levels afloat

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 03:00:59 No.2714

>circlejerk

i know of the perfect board

http://circleboard.org/int/index.html

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 10:32:00 No.2715

>>2714
>drainging us from the few posters we have left
kys

Anonymous 04/18/16 (Mon) 19:43:29 No.2721

>>2708
I was thinking more on the irl real life side of things tbh but how do you find even online circlejerks

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 20:48:51 No.2710 [Reply]

>mums watching some interracial bullshit on the electrical Jew

ffs lads, the BBC is trash

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 21:20:49 No.2711

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>>2710

>talmudvision

hehe lad pls

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 22:49:40 No.2713

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>mums
>lads
>BBC

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Anonymous 04/13/16 (Wed) 18:22:19 No.2645 [Reply]

Let's have a WEBM thread.

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Anonymous 04/13/16 (Wed) 21:16:30 No.2650

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robottxtbypass0002

LET ME POST

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 04:50:18 No.2677

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THIS SHIT B CRAY

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 08:31:14 No.2689

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This thread will stay alive if I have to force it myself ;_;

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 13:32:55 No.2700

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>>2689
looks like my ex grillfrond

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 21:23:24 No.2712

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dont have many decent webms

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4chon meems in IRL life Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 01:21:39 No.2656 [Reply]

>friend texts me he saw some guy we used to know from high school
>i text back "literally who"
>friend asks me a question that begins with why
>i answer "because you touch yourself at night"

Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 01:58:55 No.2660

>friend shows me pic of his new gf
>"she looks like my ex"

Anonymous 04/15/16 (Fri) 02:38:51 No.2661

>friend gets mad at me
>i say 'lol butthurt' and slap his naked ass

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 20:23:36 No.2707

bump

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Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 09:13:46 No.2690 [Reply]

This was basically my experience at community college.

hbu?

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 13:19:29 No.2695

they stayed weird after going to uni

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 18:14:11 No.2706

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>>community college

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:( 04/17/16 (Sun) 13:30:57 No.2699 [Reply]

o woe

Anonymous 04/17/16 (Sun) 16:05:38 No.2702

take this to /b/ sperglord

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 14:28:51 No.2683 [Reply]

>tfw no australian or new zealand accent gf

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 16:15:51 No.2684

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aus/zeal womens are gross…
there's a reason they fuck so many sheep there.

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 17:26:13 No.2686

>>2684
fuck off kike

girls from down undah are hwite and hred hpilled

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 19:37:16 No.2687

>>2686
gtfo sheepfucker

Anonymous 04/16/16 (Sat) 22:39:35 No.2688

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>>2687
>belongs to the abrahamic religion of kikery
>calls others sheepfucker

lel

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